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February 9th, 2005


apple_pi
10:30 pm - LIFE-SAVING TUNA INFORMATION OMG!
In the morning there will be more Phone Tig. For now, please entertain yourselves with this IM conversation between Sal (guess which one she is!) and Pi (maripo5a--see how easy I made that?). Or not. You could also ignore this and probably lead a happy and fulfilled life. And probably you'll never need the LIFE-SAVING INFORMATION ABOUT TUNA that is contained within this post. Probably. So go on, ignore this. And when you are backed into an alley facing an irate tuna with a switchblade, you'll RUE THIS DAY. But I'm just saying.

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February 8th, 2005


apple_pi
06:40 am - Phone Tig, 3/7
Phone Tig, Chapter Three
Authors: lord_alexander and apple_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions. Unhygienic uses of lager.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that. Got it?
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Therapy for Pi suffered a little set-back when she was caught in her doctor's office checking her friendlist. The doctor came in to find a rather inflammatory set of photomanips on his computer screen, and he was Not Amused--an orderly was instructed that Pi would be separated from Sal. Sal, on the other hand, helped several other patients set up LJ accounts of their own and showed them where all the best pr0n could be found, earning her enough jello to trade for cigarettes to trade with the orderlies and get Pi back as her roommate. They were last seen huddled over several scraps of paper, muttering in low voices.

Previous Chapters are here: Ch. 1 ~*~ Ch. 2

We're at my apartment. Wonder what's going to happen?Collapse )
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February 6th, 2005


apple_pi
12:30 am - Phone Tig, 2/7
Phone Tig, Chapter Two
Authors: lord_alexander and apple_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions, with special guest appearances that are, frankly, silly.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that. Got it?
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Sal and Pi are doing well in the Clinic. Sal earned extra jello with a well-timed pr0n-drop in a therapy session, and Pi is trading her pr0n for cigarettes. Which she then sells on the black market to buy jello, so it all works out. Their doctors are not yet convinced that it is normal for two healthy and adorable girls like these ones to be writing gayboy porn, but they have relented and allowed Sal and Pi to become roomies. The two were last seen giggling together under the duvet on Sal's bed, slightly dazed-looking and sticky with jello, the good red kind. And now, on with the real story.

Ch. 1

They say that men think about sex every seven seconds.Collapse )

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February 4th, 2005


apple_pi
07:23 am - Phone Tig, 1/7
Phone Tig, Chapter One
Authors: lord_alexander and apple_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Summary:
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions, with special guest appearances that are, frankly, silly.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that. Got it?
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Sal and Pi have a bit of a crack!fic addiction, and this is the sad result. They're both in therapy now, trying to convince the doctors that really, they are totally normal, you should read what other people write! But until they come back, entertain yourselves in this little AU, where Billy and Dom are phone-sex tarts. Yes, you read right. Phonesex!Billy (written by apple_pi) and Phonesex!Dom (written by lord_alexander). The Tig is complete, and we'll post a new chapter every two days.

I usually use my real name. It's easier that way, I think.Collapse )
~*~

Chapter Two

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