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November 15th, 2005


apple_pi
09:42 am
Authors: A Texan and a Welsh girl, aka apple_pi and lord_alexander, aka Pi and Sal, aka make-believe Billy and Dom.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: A dash of Mona, a pinch of Boyd. (I'll have one of those, ta.)
Warnings: We are mad. In the Britishish sense of the word. Also: Pi has been to the area where this is set, but it's been a few (ten or so) years, so any geographical mistakes are hers and hers alone and frankly she is uninterested in hearing about them.
Contains: AU Billy and AU Dom, along with other assorted AU characters. Horses, some of which fart. Cacti. Whisky and guitars and other fun things. Muscle cramps and oblivious gay men and not-so-oblivious gay men and expensive sunglasses. Leather. Oh yes we did.
This chapter contains: Gay cowboys! And we'd never even heard of Brokeback Mountain when we wrote it. True story.

The marvelous, beloved, adored air-conditioning unit thudded like there was a walrus trapped in the box, but at least it made Dom's nipples all pointy.Collapse )

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November 6th, 2005


apple_pi
04:06 pm - Texas Two-step, Chapter 2
Authors: A Texan and a Welsh girl, aka apple_pi and lord_alexander, aka Pi and Sal, aka make-believe Billy and Dom.
Rating: Let's just be honest and say NC-17, shall we? We'll get there soonish, I promise.
Pairing: A dash of Mona, a pinch of Boyd. (I'll have one of those, ta.)
Warnings: We are mad. In the Britishish sense of the word. Also: Pi has been to the area where this is set, but it's been a few (ten or so) years, so any geographical mistakes are hers and hers alone and frankly she is uninterested in hearing about them.
Contains: AU Billy and AU Dom, along with other assorted AU characters. Horses, some of which fart. Cacti. Whisky and guitars and other fun things. Muscle cramps and oblivious gay men and not-so-oblivious gay men and expensive sunglasses. Leather. Oh yes we did.
This chapter contains: The squeakiest bed in history and arctic-style air conditioning.

It was one of those high, old fashioned beds that would look at home in Little House on the Prairie, possibly with some swollen tart birthing another brat on it. Presumably after that she'd get up and go and make an apple pie.Collapse )

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November 3rd, 2005


apple_pi
09:37 pm - Texas Two-step, Chapter 1
Authors: A Texan and a Welsh girl, aka apple_pi and lord_alexander, aka Pi and Sal, aka make-believe Billy and Dom.
Rating: Let's just be honest and say NC-17, shall we? We'll get there soonish, I promise.
Pairing: A dash of Mona, a pinch of Boyd. (I'll have one of those, ta.)
Warnings: We are mad. In the Britishish sense of the word. Also: Pi has been to the area where this is set, but it's been a few (ten or so) years, so any geographical mistakes are hers and hers alone and frankly she is uninterested in hearing about them.
Contains: AU Billy and AU Dom, along with other assorted AU characters. Horses, some of which fart. Cacti. Whisky and guitars and other fun things. Muscle cramps and oblivious gay men and not-so-oblivious gay men and expensive sunglasses. Leather. Oh yes we did.

Whoever had the bright idea deserved to be shot, Dom reflected, a jarring headache buzzing insistently at the back of his left eye socket as the jeep rutted and bounced and thudded it's way along the World's Longest Unpaved Road (TM).Collapse )

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March 16th, 2005


lord_alexander
06:31 pm
Here you are! First round of more like short fics than log drabbles. I find it hard to shut up, really. Also, I haven't seen Master and Commander, so the poor love who submitted Paul Bettany/Billy Boyd - I'm so sorry, lovely.

sugata -- Monaboyd (please?): AU / Predatory Billy (hee) This got a bit...um...Dom being Dommed, really. The Pussycat is my Ubiquitous Gay S&M Club. Everyone needs one.
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magikalcrab Monaboyd: Sex. Um, lots of sex. Also, biting and leather. Weirdly enough, makes a short fic with the first drabble. Huzzah!
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sliceofpi Andy/Billy: the words garage and honey, the colour magenta. Bitch
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sunsetmog Hello Darling(s?), I do so love You, please write me Billy covered in woad.Billy. Woad. Billy. Woad. Billy. Woad. Billy. Woad. Billy. Woad. And I suppose you can bung Dom too. Only one darling, darling *smooch
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indigo_blind Dom/Billy: snow, Sharpe (yes the Sharpe that Sean Bean starred in!) and whisky. Still sharp...*giggle*
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plinkin Monaboyd: Lust at first sight (even though we all love the twue wuv too) Soppy mare
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magickalmolly Billy/Dom: yoga and cheesecake. Yoga is made from real milk...
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catherfina Monaboyd: Billy Hurt-Dom Comforts I have never written anything like this before...
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riadsala I would like pilot/steward SerkisBean: Hmm... not the Mile High Club, but maybe the Pilot''s Lounge Cub? Do you know how much I love you for this? Air Wales is also a real airline. Applaud the useless fact of the day.
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crsty1961 MONABOYD: sex sex did I mention sex? I'll get all sexed out if you're not careful...
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jubeth_00 SerkisBean: Sub Sean Dom Andy A person with taste and finesse!
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kashmir1 Monaboyd: Lots'o'sex and maybe the words 'jangled nerves,' 'delicate' and 'red wine' I do hope you realise I eventually run out of sex?
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wbearsmom Dom & Billy, my OTP of course: Dom wears a kilt for the first time This is Dom's first time at Billy in a kilt. Because it don't work otherwise. And I mean at Billy. Oh yeah.
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bam_a_lam Monaboyd: William, Dominic, pants around ankles, NC-17 Are you all obsessed with sex? All of you?
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mysteriousaliwz I have a hankering for First-Time Monaboyd (as ever): Post-Its (sunsetmog should like that), an ironing board and pistachio nuts. The word 'luscious'. this is so...weird...
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March 12th, 2005


lord_alexander
12:58 pm
Ah, no, we are Tigging, I promise, but since I've lost my Muse (small, alcoholic, scruffy, gay, answers to the name of Withnail) I'm offering drabbles for kick starting goodness.

Monaboyd or SerkisBean, of course, but if you're nice, I might do other fandoms...*shock* 'Specially Harry Potter, PotC, film (mostly British ones, like Trainspotting) and weird things. Weird is good. Come on people, ask what you like, you never know. And when I've done them, I'll post 'em all up here.


Poll #453325 Fandom Drabbles!

So then, what's your fancy madam/sir (there's at least one of you)

What should I include in this marvellousness?

Anything else? Another drabble?


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February 16th, 2005


lord_alexander
01:03 pm
For Your Consideration

I've always wanted to do that, I feel like Miramax owns my arse now, and it's a little bit of a scary feeling, but if they want to give me money, I have no qualms at all. And this is my comm, dammit, I made it, I BLED for it (not literally) and I will have my posting vengeance, in this life or the next. Which will be me as Andy's Trousers. The yellow cord tight clingy ones. Oh yeah.

Anyway! Have you voted at slashy_oscars yet? It's the One Stop Shop for all your LotR:RPS best slash fics of 2004, and well, as I'm nominated *smug* for Best Humour *even smugger* and Best AU Fic *my smugness knows no bounds* and this is me comm, I'm just showing you where you might just click...a little...

Ach, sod it, vote for your favourites, I don't care :P

Nomination Form

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apple_pi
07:01 am - Phone Tig, 7/7
Phone Tig, Chapter Seven
Authors: lord_alexander and apple_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that.
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Pi and Sal are in their new flat, tigging like mad (new Tigs, huzzah!) and keeping in touch with all the lovely people they met at the Clinic through LJ and e-mail. This is the last chapter of this particular Tig, and we hope no one is too disappointed that it only gives Billy's POV. But the muses told us it was the right place to stop, and it's never wise to argue with the muses when they tell you a thing like that. :-)

Previous chapters can be found here.

When I wake up, Dom's not beside me.Collapse )

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February 14th, 2005


apple_pi
07:03 am - Phone Tig, 6/7
Phone Tig, Chapter Six
Authors: lord_alexander and apple_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that. Got it?
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Finally! Sal and Pi were told today that they should be home by tomorrow. They've decided to get a flat together to further their world-domination-by-smut plans; once they have enough money they'll buy some land and start a slash-writer's co-op. No name has been decided upon, but there will certainly be hot tubs and steam rooms and a really fast Internet connection in every room. Pending that, they're enjoying a last meal with Doctors Blanchett and Bloom and a few other friends they've made along the way.

Ch. 1 ~*~ Ch. 2 ~*~ Ch. 3 ~*~ Ch. 4 ~*~ Ch. 5

This isn't normal.Collapse )

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February 12th, 2005


apple_pi
12:46 am - Phone Tig, 5/7
Phone Tig, Chapter Five
Authors: lord_alexander and apple_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions. Leather. This is where the smut really gets fired up.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that. Got it?
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: Sal got a new doctor, a lady doctor, and this one seems a bit more understanding, bit softer; she asked Sal for some examples of slash so she could "study the phenomenon." Pi's doctor is showing signs that he's breaking under the strain, under the strain of the pr0n that she reads aloud during all her sessions with him. She has her suspicions--was that a Rolling Stone magazine open to the article on Dom that he shoved into his desk drawer so hurriedly?--she thinks so. Pi smiled when she saw it, and she thinks she'll have him out of the closet real soon.

Ch. 1 ~*~ Ch. 2 ~*~ Ch. 3 ~*~ Ch. 4

He's no virgin but then neither am I.Collapse )

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February 10th, 2005


apple_pi
06:21 am - Phone Tig, 4/7
Phone Tig, Chapter Four
Authors: lord_alexander and apple_pi
Pairing: Monaboyd.
Rating: NC-17.
Warnings: Crack!fic. AU. Complete and utter madness and pretty boys in compromising positions. Dom's mouth. Billy's mouth. Assorted other parts of Dom and Billy.
Disclaimer: If this was true, we'd both be quite busy running up astronomical telephone bills. And so would you. And since we're not and you're not, it's not, and that's that.
Feedback: Might earn you a steamy phone call.
A/N: It's been a good couple of days for Pi and Sal. Pi threw the doctors off the trail by writing het, and Sal, after demanding several proofs that Pi still loved her best, made up with her and wrote femmeslash, which the doctors heartily approved. Because everyone knows that boy-on-boy is dirty and nasty and bad, but girl-on-girl is just... hot. Right? Right. So. It's been a good couple of days at the Clinic.

Ch. 1 ~*~ Ch. 2 ~*~ Ch. 3

Time for Show and Tell.Collapse )

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